- Who kills the bugs: Kankri’s dedication to peace and love ends EXACTLY at bugs. He takes them out.
- Who hogs the sheets: Cronus does. So Kankri starts hogging the pillows.
- Who hates mornings: Kankri is a morning bird - awake and going at a hundred miles per hour. Cronus hates them so deeply.
- Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: Kankri isn’t cranky, but he’s quiet before his coffee.
- Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law: Kankri isn’t too found of Cronus’s lusus. He’s terrified actually.
- Who drives: Hmm. They switch off, but Cronus likes driving fast and that scares Kankri, so usually Kankri will volunteer.
- Who gets horny in awkward public places: C r o n u s. He’s the worst oh my god he’s the totally unsubtle groping in public type. Terezi can tell it’s going on it’s so obvious.
- Who had a scene phase: Where do you think Karkat got all that stuff from?
- Who wore braces: Cronus did, and he’s very sensitive about his teeth now.
- Who got bullied: No one would bully Kankri, even if he was a jerk, because Porrim would stare threateningly from the distance. Cronus had no such protection, which is why it’s so important to him to be seen as cool now.
- Who collects ceramic elephants: They have a collection together instead of a baby.
cronus finally got smooched back
and he never saw his hand again
And a wild #danielsharman appears in #immortals #damnfine
So I just tried to come out to my parents after asking what they’d do if I wasn’t straight and when I did they told me that I was wrong and that being bisexual meant that I wanted to have sex with every attractive person I see and I just wanna crawl into a hole
This is a fluffy fun one shot with Isaac Lahey from Teen Wolf cause I miss him and he was my fave and uwu Enjoy!
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like
"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"
"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"
“Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”