Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?
for the ship meme: cronkri

chubkatvantas:

  • Who kills the bugs: Kankri’s dedication to peace and love ends EXACTLY at bugs. He takes them out.
  • Who hogs the sheets: Cronus does. So Kankri starts hogging the pillows.
  • Who hates mornings: Kankri is a morning bird - awake and going at a hundred miles per hour. Cronus hates them so deeply. 
  • Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: Kankri isn’t cranky, but he’s quiet before his coffee.
  • Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law: Kankri isn’t too found of Cronus’s lusus. He’s terrified actually. 
  • Who drives: Hmm. They switch off, but Cronus likes driving fast and that scares Kankri, so usually Kankri will volunteer. 
  • Who gets horny in awkward public places: C r o n u s. He’s the worst oh my god he’s the totally unsubtle groping in public type. Terezi can tell it’s going on it’s so obvious. 
  • Who had a scene phase: Where do you think Karkat got all that stuff from? 
  • Who wore braces: Cronus did, and he’s very sensitive about his teeth now.
  • Who got bullied: No one would bully Kankri, even if he was a jerk, because Porrim would stare threateningly from the distance. Cronus had no such protection, which is why it’s so important to him to be seen as cool now.
  • Who collects ceramic elephants: They have a collection together instead of a baby.
chiisaispooky:

YES OMG

chiisaispooky:

YES OMG

nasty-heichou:

cronus finally got smooched back 

nasty-heichou:

cronus finally got smooched back 

all-this-goddamn-pastry:

and he never saw his hand again 

all-this-goddamn-pastry:

and he never saw his hand again 

Cronkri Cuddles for the Soul

land-of-spirit-and-shadows:

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Anon, you are speaking my LANGUAGE 

*whispers* it’s Humanstuck

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gamzee:

ldefix:

The World’s most pointless Sea Creature.

and i want a million of them

gamzee:

ldefix:

The World’s most pointless Sea Creature.

and i want a million of them

Reblog my selfie guys

Reblog my selfie guys

darain39:

And a wild #danielsharman appears in #immortals #damnfine

darain39:

And a wild #danielsharman appears in #immortals #damnfine

So I just tried to come out to my parents after asking what they’d do if I wasn’t straight and when I did they told me that I was wrong and that being bisexual meant that I wanted to have sex with every attractive person I see and I just wanna crawl into a hole

Playing Hooky

ragequitdean:

This is a fluffy fun one shot with Isaac Lahey from Teen Wolf cause I miss him and he was my fave and uwu Enjoy!

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creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

dongofachilles:

Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like

"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"

"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"

Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”